Friday, March 12, 2010

Just a slab of meat with stiletto heels


I think compliments are a great thing , its a definite ego boost, I am all for them but receiving drunk bbms that make me feel like I am just a slab of meat with stilettos on gets me really annoyed.

Sender: "hotness"
Char: "hey"
Sender:"wassup?"
Char: "nutten much just here abt 2 work out soon"
Sender:"oh k.. not doing anything tonight?"
Char:"nah, staying in... anyhow to what do i owe this unexpected bbm?"
Sender:" just out having a few drinks and thought of you, wanted to see you"
Char: "oh...... how very strange"
Sender: "no its not, i think abt u all the time"
Char: "oh yeh? so what you thinking now why you want to see me?"
Sender: "how very sexy you are and how delicious you look"
Char: "oh yeh? well it sounds to me like you hungry, u need to go grab some burger king or sumn"
Sender: "y? burger king not sexy"
Char: "oh its not? well try kfc then they have leg n thigh.. ttyl"


Lesson #2 do not attempt to pay me a compliment when you are really just trying to get in my pants. I will hang you out to dry





xoxo
*%ChAr*%

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Back in Time


Regret is a useless emotion so one should never waste precious time and energy on it, but today someone asked me "If you could go back in time name three things u would not have done?" and when presented with that question my initial thought was (wth is wrong with this idiot, this is so not a good way to get a girl) but then after the conversation ended i sat and thought about it for a while and realized that i have done my share of ugly stuff in the past and if i could go back in time i would most certainly change them or even attempt to.
So here is my Back in Time List of Five:

If i could go back in time:

1 I would have NEVER experimented with hair extensions or dying my hair blonde.
2 I would have never gotten wasted at a family dinner at the tender age of 16 and pour my heart out to my poor mother about my boy troubles.
3 I would have beaten the hell out of the very first guy who cheated on me :)
4 I would have never poured alcohol in my roommate's shampoo.
5 I would have never stolen sugar from the grocery store

Now you have my list of five, Lets hear yours... we can compare notes *wink*

xoxo
*%ChAr*%

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Have your CAKE and eat it and you will get FAT!



I know you must be wondering what is char going on about now, but this is something that i have been through recently and have seen friends go through. We as humans are innately selfish creatures and always want and rarely think perhaps i cannot always get everything i want.
I was told three months ago by someone that "nobody gets everything they want" but the ironic thing about it is this person was actually getting everything that they wanted but yet lecturing me, how selfish is that?
As humans we owe it to ourselves and to the people in our lives to think before we act.You cannot have the perfect job at lets say Burger King getting all the scrumptious juicy burgers you want,then apply and expect to get a second job at KFC just so u can taste how great the chicken is.No.. do this and you will indeed get fat and resort to getting your ass whooped by P90X workout DVD when u realize just how fat u have become.
My point is this:

No one deserves the best of both worlds
We have to work for what we want and wen we get it thank your lucky stars you have it and not be greedy and ask for a second piece of pie u greedy lil critters. :)





xoxo
*%ChAr*%

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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

10 worst break up lines according to me

How many of us can say we are always the one breaking off a relationship/fling? Or are you the one getting dumped all the time? Either way it still hurts..yes?
Don't worry dry your tears and bandage up that bruised ego because majority of the time the reasons why couples breakup has no real logic behind it.Here are ten of the worst break up lines ,some from my own personal experiences.

1 "I love you but how long do i have to wait to take your virginity?"

2 "We are just from two different universe"

3 "You love me too much ...i cant be with someone like that"

4 "You are the perfect girlfriend but i cannot continue to have two girlfriends"

5 "Its not you , its me.I am just a waste of space"

6 "I am sorry you remind me too much of my ex"

7 "I am going to continue acting this way until u break up with me"

8 "I have to break up with you , my mom doesn't like you very much"

9 "I am not financially stable to afford this relationship"

10 "We have too much in common..its annoying"



xoxo
*%ChAr%*

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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Bye bye drunk text ... Hello drunk bbms..


First let me start off by saying this is my very first blog so i have absolutely no clue whats good from whats complete rubbish but bear with me please:).Im going to dedicate this one to my very first follower :)
Okay down to business... so how many of us are culprits of drunk texting? maybe ,maybe not the bottom line is wasn't it annoying if you were the recipient or extremely embarrasing the morning after for you if you were the sender?
Well it now seems like we all have graduated from drunk texting to drunk bbms? really?
I went out over the weekend chilled with friends, had a few drinks danced my lil tush off ,said hi to a few has beens or could have beens or even potentials and then i get home and my blackberry is going crazy with drunk bbms!
Sender:"u looked nice tonight"
Char:"thnx"
Sender:"so u not coming home with me tonight?"
Char:"ahm dont you have a gf?" :s
End of messages
And ofcourse another lovely message comes rolling in when at this point my head is about to explode.
Sender:"Psst"
Char:"hola"
Sender:"u looked stunning tonight"
Char:"thnx.. im home now going to bed"
Sender:"want company?"
Char:"ye i do..i already called him over"
Lesson#1: Do not message a perfectly sane but drunk person @ 5am to invite yourself over to their home you will end up having nightmares
:)okay thats all the ranting i have for now




xoxo
*%ChAr*%

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