Just a slab of meat with stiletto heels

Friday, March 12, 2010

Just a slab of meat with stiletto heels

I think compliments are a great thing , its a definite ego boost, I am all for them but receiving drunk bbms that make me feel like I am just a slab of meat with stilettos on gets me really annoyed.

Sender: "hotness"
Char: "hey"
Sender:"wassup?"
Char: "nutten much just here abt 2 work out soon"
Sender:"oh k.. not doing anything tonight?"
Char:"nah, staying in... anyhow to what do i owe this unexpected bbm?"
Sender:" just out having a few drinks and thought of you, wanted to see you"
Char: "oh...... how very strange"
Sender: "no its not, i think abt u all the time"
Char: "oh yeh? so what you thinking now why you want to see me?"
Sender: "how very sexy you are and how delicious you look"
Char: "oh yeh? well it sounds to me like you hungry, u need to go grab some burger king or sumn"
Sender: "y? burger king not sexy"
Char: "oh its not? well try kfc then they have leg n thigh.. ttyl"


Lesson #2 do not attempt to pay me a compliment when you are really just trying to get in my pants. I will hang you out to dry





xoxo
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